Give it a Light Novel Title

Give it a Light Novel Title

A Tag from Shallow Dives in Anime!

In ancient days, Dewbond from Shallow Dives in Anime created a tag called Give it a Light Novel Title. By ancient, I mean February 2020, which is, from where I sit in the USA, one month PC (Pre-COVID). I felt honored that he tagged me in the tag’s inaugural post. While I was already feeling guilty about not getting to this quickly enough, several other sites tagged me, too, like (listed with the earliest tags first):

So, in addition to Dewbond, I’d like to thank to Lumi, Pinkie, Matt Doyle, and Dana for the tag. Now, let’s see what I can do with it!

The Rules

All tags have rules, unless it’s a tag where that explicitly prohibits rules, in which case, that’s a rule. So there are still rules.

Here are the rules for the Give it a Light Novel Title tag, copied verbatim from the Source of the Tag:

  • Choose up to five anime, manga or visual novel series that have a short title
    • Light novels that have shorter titles (Date A Live for example) are also allowed.
  • Give these series a new title based on those classic overly long Light Novels we love!
  • If someone has already picked a series you wanted. It’s OK! Let’s see your own take on the title!
  • Link back to the original post so I can read people’s suggestions, I’d love to read everyone’s ideas.
  • Include Give it a Light Novel title in your tags so everyone including myself can find them all easily.
  • Nominate around 1-6 bloggers (see below).

My Contribution to Give it a Light Novel Title

I just want to say for the record: While this was a ton of fun, humor is hard! I hope that you enjoy what I’ve come up with!

WARNING: My alternative title for Tower of God includes a spoiler. Please be aware!



I Hate This Eye Patch, But At Least My Umbrella Isn’t Trying to Kill Me

Give it a Light Novel Title: Another

Mei might have preferred not to wear an eye-patch, but at least her umbrella didn’t try to give her a choker. Capture from the Crunchyroll stream.

Chrome Shelled Regios


The Contaminoids Are One Thing, But What Really Scares Me is Felli’s Fury

Give it a Light Novel Title: Chrome Shelled Regios

Felli was ordinarily a gentle soul. But when she got angry? Watch out! Capture from the Funimation stream.



The Savage Might be Huge But Not Nearly as Huge As Claire’s… Ego

Give it a Light Novel Title: Hundred

Claire had a ginormous… ego. What’d you think I was going to say? Eyes? I guess they were kinda large… Capture from the Crunchyroll stream.

Punch Line


We All Knew Panties were Powerful, But The Mere Sight of Them Destroying the World Seems a Tad Excessive

Give it a Light Novel Title: Punch Line

Maybe it’s just me, but it seems like the price of glimpsing panties is too high if involves global extinction. Capture from the Crunchyroll stream.

Tower of God


My Childhood Sweetheart Left Me for the Stars and Then I Found Her But She Pushed Me to My Death and I Felt A Bit Miffed About It All

Give it a Light Novel Title: Tower of God

How can Bam even look at Rachel when he’s surrounded by powerful and stunningly beautiful women like Yuri? Show some sense, Bam! Capture from the Crunchyroll stream.


According the The Rules, I am now to nominate between 1 and 6 bloggers. So, I nominate:

Thanks for Reading!

Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed my take on Light Novel Titles! Do you have other ideas for titles? Want to suggest some alternatives to mine? Let me know in the comments!

Copyright 2022 Terrance A. Crow. All rights reserved.

14 thoughts on “Give it a Light Novel Title

  1. Lol….I had to laugh at the Hundred….of course you were going to say ego…I mean there’s nothing else that could possibly be said in that sentence right? I mean I’ve seen that one, and I definitely would not be able to think of anything else 😂😂 Gotta love Another….one of my favorite animes (and I immediately had to think back on that umbrella scene🙈)
    I agree by the way: Karandi has to come back…let’s start working on that 😊

    1. Eyes might have worked! She had very large eyes. Though they weren’t always the center of attention…

      That umbrella scene still gives me chills.

      “I agree by the way: Karandi has to come back…let’s start working on that ”

      In early July, K at the Movies ( launched a campaign to highlight several of Karandi’s posts from 100 Word Anime ( I miss her work and contributions to the community, but most of all, I’m worried about her.

      1. Lol…yeah, eyes might definitely have worked 😂 Hundred could have been such a good show…it really had so much potential 😔
        As for Karandi, I know what you mean. I am worried too. As you know I have been away for quite a while, but I was pretty shocked when I returned that Karandi was gone, and for a while as well. I already sent her a message a while back, but so far she hasn’t read it. I really hope she is okay. I definitely miss her.

  2. You know, I always have trouble google Another with getting all sorts of ..this another anime about… think your title is an improvement.

Please let me know what you think!

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